Tuesday, 27 March, 2007.

Hello Assholes.

Gees, Farhanah2 tk abez2 ngan asshole kau.
Anyway ! Moving right along ..
Today's school BORING.
Aiiya, infact everyday school is boring.
Hahas.
Nvm2.
Gees. Eh NES, you cute lah sey.
Hahas.
Anyway, tomorrow camp !
And yet i haven't even packed anything yet.
Oh, dumb2 lah sey.
Okay i'm done posting.

Take care people-

Sunday, 25 March, 2007.

Hello Assholes.

Woo, yesterday was fun !
Open house babeh !
House full with food and many2 more.
Cousins came, Friends came ..
Hahas, yeah ...
Yet very tiring, just woke up ard 11+.
Hehe.
Had fun watching horror movie, video, eating with all my cousins.
Hahas.
Nothing to post actually.
HMMM .....
Tomorrow school !
Haiiyoo, tired lah sey.
Haven't pack my bag.
Haven't iron my clothes.
Haven't wash my shoe.
Gahh !
Farhanah so slow lahs.
Nvm lahs.
I'm done posting ler.
gagaga.

Bye Assholes.

Thursday, 22 March, 2007.

Hello Assholes.

Erm erm. School.
Funfun.

First was Home Economics.
Went to the computer lab, did the project work.
Went there, did nothing except typing, talking, printing, joking, laughing andand surfing as in surfing the net.
Yeah, so at first it was kinda bored.
Then it turn out to be so FUNNY!
Yeahs.
Franciska, Deanna and me kept on laughing about stupid stuffs.
Cute Adi keep on disturbing us.
Andand, Ms William, What's up with the fats on your neck?
Its so ... DISGUSTING.
Imagine learning with a nice teacher which has a very disgusting distraction on her neck.
Like layereds of FATS.
EEWWWW ...
Okay2, Stop the gossiping.
She kept on scolding us for laughing all the way..
Hahas, we just can't stand her neck ..
So after that, Ms William asked us to find pictures of "Kueh Tart."
Then, Deanna went to internet and search as "Tart"
When it was fully loaded, those pictures didn't turn out that right ..
There was, omgay lahs .
Porn pics lahs.
Eeeww ?
Hahas, yeah.
Then when Deanna saw that picture, she started talking to herself..

Deanna: "eh sial lahs, eh siak.. eh jangan uhs. eh siak eh jangan uhs."
Me: "Oi ! HAHAHS! KAU SEARCH APER?! TAK SENONO SIAH KAU! HAHAHAHA."
Deanna: "eh Farhanah, eh kau jangan uhs .. "
Me: "Jangan aper ... eh aper? ahahahhas !! tutop lah bodoh !"
Deanna: " eh siak uhs ... eh .. MAK ! MANE MANE? -close internet- ahh naseb siah."
Me: " ahahahhaha ! ahahah ! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. "

Lols, so yeah.
She did talk to herself, i guess.
Hahas, Deanna2 search lagi lahs "TART" .
ahahahs !
Okay2 moving right along ..

Recess
Ate ...
eh wait, i forgot ?
Oh nvm.

Next was .. English.
Gosh, it was SUPER BORING ! All we did was corrections on some stupid letter writing.
Hahas.

Mother Tongue ..
Did nothing too, except making the cikgu angry.
Hahas, stupid lah u cikgu .
You teach all of us also NO USE.
In the class, all we did was ..
ASK ASK and ASK her for the answers.
Hahas, she got fed-up and scold2.
Like MAK NENEK like that.
Hahas.
Okay2 moving right along..

Next subject was ..
Social Studies.
A very Shiok Sendiri subject.
Whereby I sat at the back thinking of someone while talking to Franciska.
Hehes.
End of the lesson, Kelvin Xu did something really DISGUSTING.
He took Fitri's P.E shorts andand ...
Guess what ..
He walks around the class and put the short on people head .
EEWWW .
Bau konek Fitri siah.
Wahahahs !

So so so !
NEXT!
MATHS ...
BOO BOOO ...
Hahas.
Sat outside doing yesterday's 500 essay.
Actually, didn't really DO IT.
All i did was to laugh3, talk3 .
Hahas.
The Sec 1NT girls was outside of their class.
They were just one level upstairs.
They kept on distracting us, till we that MR GOAT had to increase the amount of words to 650.
Fu ... kan?
Kambeng nyer cikgu, masok kandang kau balek lahs.
Hahas.
So blah3.
Blah .. and Blah .

After school,
Went to finish the 650 words essay with Franciska Idahyu and Diyana.
Woah, tired sey my hand.
WRITE3 .
Haiiyoo.
So bah3.
After school, took bus 196.
Then blah3.
Then suddenly, in the bus there was a .. a ... BEE!
YES YES.
BEE.
Hahas.
When the bee flew to us, we all KANCHIONG already.
Hahas.
We quickly went down ..
Then went to KFC.
Ate Zinger meal.
Blah3.
Went back home .
And blah.
Blah.
Okay i'm done posting.

And btw, i can't stand seeing NES face.
Gosh he's so hawt !

i <3 Asshole

Wednesday, 21 March, 2007.

Hello Assholes.

Woo! today's schol was great.
Had some changes of the time table.

So first lesson was P.E .
Yeah, BORINGboringBORING.
Actually suppose to have 2.4 run, but then it was raining.
So delayed lahs.

Then, next period was English!
Hahas.
Haiiyoo, Mdm Rossenah that cappucino lady.
LOLs.
Okay so english was damn funny!
All of us were doing Letter Writing quietly ..
Where all of sudden the moniter, Hubert shouted
"EE EE ! BEE! " In a very gay voice.
Wahahahahs !
Infact ALL the boys shouted "ee" like some GAY FREAKS.
Hahas, kekek siah.

After english was ...
RECESS !
Hahas, yum2 !
Ate Nasi and Ayam ..
Nonono Not Nasi ayam but Nasi and ayam.
Hahas.

So then then then it was ...
MUSIC !
OH BORING ..
PUNISHMENT
PUNISHMENT
PUNISHMENT
Thanks to us.
(x
On the way to music room we make NOISES and irritates the teacher.
Hahas, she got mad and ask us to write a S.A .
LAME!
ALL of us write NONSENSE.
Hahas.

THEN THEN THEN it was ...
Moral Education !
We did nothing !
Actually, i did nothing.
Hahas, teacher was talking to herself lahs.
While Franciska and i talking crap behind.
Hahas, besties.(:

And LASTLY !
MATHS !
Boring but funfunfun !
Hahas.
My friends and i act like we did that work he gave us.
Hahas.
So Firzuwan, Ridzwan, Adi, Nafie, Franciska and Me sat in a group.
Talk3, never did a single thing he gave us.
Hahas.
But act like doing it.
So we were talking crap ..
When suddenly, i stare at Nafie face.

Nafie: "Eh Fanah, asal kau stare aku ni?"
Me : "Eh Nafie, kau pakai bedak ehk?"
Nafie: "Siak jek, mane ader... Jgn mepek lahs"
Fiwan: " -touch Nafie face- Eh siak uhs, Nafie pakai bedak. Sedap siah bau."
Nafie: " -touch face- Eh kowang jgn mepek lahs, mane ader!"
Fiwan: "AHAHA! Bodoh ! abey caye !? oi ! Korang lahs Ape KOWANG ! ahahahs !!"
All: " AHAHAH! KOWANG HAHAHAHA!"

Hahas, Nafie2 .
Bodoh betol eh kau.
Hahas.
OMGAY OMGAY!
Adi is so CUTE !!!
Hahas, Adi oh Adi ..
Kau ehk ... Sotong betol lahs.

Hahas, Okay i'm done posting.
Btw, NES is so HAWT !
He's first on my list.
Oh oh ! Cannot tahan lahs his face.
I'll tend to melt whenever i see him.
Woo . hahas.

Bye people.
i <3 Assholes

Wednesday, 21 March, 2007.

Hello Assholes.

Woo! today's school was great.
Had some changes of the time table.

So first lesson was P.E .
Yeah, BORINGboringBORING.
Actually suppose to have 2.4 run, but then it was raining.
So delayed lahs.

Then, next period was English!
Hahas.
Haiiyoo, Mdm Rossenah that cappucino lady.
LOLs.
Okay so english was damn funny!
All of us were doing Letter Writing quietly ..
Where all of sudden the moniter, Hubert shouted
"EE EE ! BEE! " In a very gay voice.
Wahahahahs !
Infact ALL the boys shouted "ee" like some GAY FREAKS.
Hahas, kekek siah.

After english was ...
RECESS !
Hahas, yum2 !
Ate Nasi and Ayam ..
Nonono Not Nasi ayam but Nasi and ayam.
Hahas.

So then then then it was ...
MUSIC !
OH BORING ..
PUNISHMENT
PUNISHMENT
PUNISHMENT
Thanks to us.
(x
On the way to music room we make NOISES and irritates the teacher.
Hahas, she got mad and ask us to write a S.A .
LAME!
ALL of us write NONSENSE.
Hahas.

THEN THEN THEN it was ...
Moral Education !
We did nothing !
Actually, i did nothing.
Hahas, teacher was talking to herself lahs.
While Franciska and i talking crap behind.
Hahas, besties.(:

And LASTLY !
MATHS !
Boring but funfunfun !
Hahas.
My friends and i act like we did that work he gave us.
Hahas.
So Firzuwan, Ridzwan, Adi, Nafie, Franciska and Me sat in a group.
Talk3, never did a single thing he gave us.
Hahas.
But act like doing it.
So we were talking crap ..
When suddenly, i stare at Nafie face.

Nafie: "Eh Fanah, asal kau stare aku ni?"
Me : "Eh Nafie, kau pakai bedak ehk?"
Nafie: "Siak jek, mane ader... Jgn mepek lahs"
Fiwan: " -touch Nafie face- Eh siak uhs, Nafie pakai bedak. Sedap siah bau."
Nafie: " -touch face- Eh kowang jgn mepek lahs, mane ader!"
Fiwan: "AHAHA! Bodoh ! abey caye !? oi ! Korang lahs Ape KOWANG ! ahahahs !!"
All: " AHAHAH! KOWANG HAHAHAHA!"

Hahas, Nafie2 .
Bodoh betol eh kau.
Hahas.
OMGAY OMGAY!
Adi is so CUTE !!!
Hahas, Adi oh Adi ..
Kau ehk ... Sotong betol lahs.

Hahas, Okay i'm done posting.
Btw, NES is so HAWT !
He's first on my list.
Oh oh ! Cannot tahan lahs his face.
I'll tend to melt whenever i see him.
Woo . hahas.

Bye people.
i <3 Assholes

Tuesday, 20 March, 2007.

Hello Assholes.

hmm, so today's school was just normal.
Wake up at 6.20 AM.
Went in the toilet and take a 10 mins bath.
Change to my school uniform.
Do my hair.
Then went out of the house at 6.40 AM.
Walk slowly to the bus stop and waited for the bus.
Bus came after 5 mins of waiting.
Reach school bus stop at 6.50 AM.
Got down the bus and went in the school gate.
Went to the toilet cam out and reliese i took the same bus with my friends.
Only they stood upstairs and i stood downstairs.

So went to class did nothing.
Walk2, went to the toilet to do the hair.
Blah3.
Sing, took pledge ...
And i sang like one mute ..
My mouth did move, but nothing came out.
So blah3.
Then .. Mr. Kanan told that first period was suspanded cause of the changing table tops thingy.
So blah3.

Then it was Art.
We did apparently nothing.

After art was ... don't know.
And all i remember was recess.
Hahs.
So after school was Oral Examination.
blah3 .
So after that, me, Franciska and Ayu went to 7-Eleven and bought some snacks.
While on the way there, there's this two minah from Kent Ridge.
One of the girls stared at me ..
So i was feeling so ... err ... In the mood to find some trouble..
So i stared back to BOTH of them.
Hahs.
So both of them stared at me back lahs.
Then my friends say to me ..

Franciska: "Eh, dalah kau. Jgn carik pasal lahs."
Me: "Macam gerek jek lahs. Hahas, da lame aku tak gado."
Ayu: "Aah, Aku pon siah."
Me: "Sape? Sape?"
Ayu: "Aku lahs."
Me: "Sape tanye .... "
Franciska: "HAHAHA!"

So yeah, blah3.
So stare2 atlast tak jadi gado ..
Lame siah.
Those minahs, tunjok middle finger kat sky.
LOLs.
GILAK!
Okay, so blah3.
After buying those snacks.
Went to playground to eat.
Hahas, macam takde tempat laen jek tau.

So blah3.
Time to go home.
Then blah3.
Bye Bye Bye ...

Okay i'm done posting people.

i <3 Assholes.

Monday, 19 March, 2007.

Hello Assholes.

So today's monday, first day of school reopen.
Hahs, well everything turn out fine today.
I get to see my friends, teachers, tables, food andand many2 more lahs.
So blah3.
School time, study, play, laugh, talk, eat and blah3.
Then blah3.
Blah .
And blah .
Homework not done.
And not gonna do it.
Okay i'm done posting people.

i <3 Assholes

Sunday, 18 March, 2007.

Hello Assholes.

So today was fun though.
Morning, went to IMM.
Had breakfast there.
I ate Rice with Black Pepper Beef.
err, yeah.
NICE(:
Then, blah3.
Went in Daiso, bought some stuffs.
Then went down to some nice nice shop.
Bought some nice nice ear rings.
Then went in Giant.
Bought some stuffs there too.
Then went home.
Then went out again.
Went to cut hair.
Blah3.
Bought a new watch.
Tomorrow's schooling, YAY!
Okay i'm done posting.

i <3 Assholes

Sunday, 18 March, 2007.

Hello Assholes.

So today was fun though.
Morning, went to IMM.
Had breakfast there.
I ate Rice with Black Pepper Beef.
err, yeah.
NICE(:
Then, blah3.
Went in Daiso, bought some stuffs.
Then went down to some nice nice shop.
Bought some nice nice ear rings.
Then went in Giant.
Bought some stuffs there too.
Then went home.
Then went out again.
Went to cut hair.
Blah3.
Bought a new watch.
Tomorrow's schooling, YAY!
Okay i'm done posting.

i <3 Assholes

Saturday. 17 March, 2007.

Hello Assholes,

Today was fun yet tiring too.
Wake up at 8.45 AM.
And unfortunately, i thought i was late !
Late for the Campus Superstar.
So i wake up, call mirah.
And she said that she just woke up too.
Phew.
Lucky she haven't get ready, or else i'll be going there alone.
Hahs.
So 8.45 AM wake up.
8.50 AM, bath.
9.10 AM finish dressing up.
9.11 AM - 9.30 AM, watch tv.
Then my handphone rang.
A call from mirah's bf.
Answered the call, and was told to meet at Clementi Interchange.
So i do my hair, and go out 5 mins late.
Reach there, they haven't arrive yet.
Waited for 10-15 mins for them.
3 Calls.
And then they arrive.
Take MRT to City Hall.
Then change MRT to Toa Payoh.
Then reach blah3.
Called and find Peihui Jie.
Find2, atlast find out ..
She was at the back.
Not back, but BACK.
Hahas.
Waited and waited for her turn,
Suddenly some Security guards say ..

SG: "Those without number must come tomorrow at 12 noon."
Us: "AH !? What the F ... ?!!"
Peihui: "Walao ! Come so early, wait so tiredly then must go home ! Gahh !"

LOLs, so yeah..
It was delayed till tomorrow.
Woo ! Pissed off siah, come there for NOTHING.
Haiiyoo.
Anyway, moving right along.
After that when to Food Court and EAT!EAT!EAT!
Yes, So that moment i was deadly STARVING.
Hahas.
Went to a Malay Stall "Nasi Padang"
I bought Mee Siam.
Mirah bought Mee Rebus.
Wan Ling bought err ... No idea.
And mirah bf bought ahh ... i also don't know.
Hahs.
Anyway, the Mee Siam was nice(:
After that, we went to VIVO CITY!
Went there just to play the stupid water.
Thanks to Mirah i'm half wet.
hahas.
But it was fun though.
Hahas.
So blah3, went home at 3.10 PM
So now i'm posting this.
Okay, thanks to Mirah cause she made my day.
Hahas.

Chao.
1 <3 Assholes.

Friday, 16 March, 2007.

Hello Assholes,

Today was tiring.
Morning wake up, done some spring cleaning.
Then, around 12+, Mom came back and then went to IMM.
Go there, had our lunch at Bagus Banquet.
After that, bought some stuffs in Daiso.
Then adek saw jeans then buy.
Then to Giant bought some kitchen stuffs, foods and many2 more.
Then blah3 .
Went home around 5+.
That's it.
Okay people, i need to rest.
Tomorrow my god jiejie wanna audition for the Campus Superstar.
So must save energy to support her.
Hahs.

Night people.
i <3>

Thursday, 15 March, 2007.

Hello Assholes,

Today was boring.
Well in the morning, went out with mum and small sis to have breakfast.
Ate Lontong.
Yummy.
Then went to nenek house to take LAUK.
After that, went to meet mum at a baju2 shop.
Bought two pants.
Then went home.
Around 2 pm, went out with abang to play basketball.
Bring some money, went to Bookshop and buy a basketball ball.
Then went to the court.
After that, played friendly match against his friends.
And i have no idea who won.
LOLs.
Blah blah blah.
Weather change, going to rain.
Adek and i went home while abang and friends stayed and continue playing.
So that was my day.

Take Care People.
i <3 Assholes.

Wednesday, 14 March, 2007.

Hello Assholes,

It all started with a dream.
Whereby i was sitting at a bench ...
Eating ice-cream peacefully .
When suddenly a cute voice came in saying ..

"KAK BANGUN ! KAK .... "

Then the voice became louder and louder ..
Its starts to irritate me and so i woke up ..
I got down my bed ..
Switched on the computer ..
And chatted with my couzin ..
Talking about going swimming ..
So we plan ..
And so the plan turn out fine .
I took my shower, packed my stuffs and ate nutella bread for breakfast.
So my aunt says she would pick me up after she sends NENEK home ..
So i waited and waited for her call ..
Then the phone rang ..
I picked up ..
And there was my aunty saying ..

Aunty: " eh farhanah, i think i cannot pick you up at your house .. cause im not gonna send nenek home "
Me: " Uh? then i have to go there by myself lah ? "
Aunty: " Ya, you take MRT to Boon Lay and meet me at the taxi stand "
Me: " Oh .. Okay2 . See you there "
Aunty: " Bye "

So, i was a little pissed cause my aunt couldn't pick me up.
But nvm.
I took my bag, take some money from my mom and went off to Coffee shop to get NASI LEMAK !
Went to the shop ... and ordered two packets of nasi lemak .
So i asked my small sister whether she wants the sambal or not.
And she said no.
So i said to the makcik ..

Me: " Makcik! Satu nak sambal, lagi satu tak nak. "
Makcik: " Oh okay2. "

So she packed one which has sambal ..
Then the other ... She put the sambal also. ( What the hell ?! )
So my adek was pissed.
So i told her .
" Takpe lah dek, dier pekak nk mampos agaknyer. "
Anyway moving right along .

After that ... we went to MR station .. took the MRT to Boon Lay .
When we reach there, we went to the taxi stand and waited for my aunt.
Wait and wait, still haven't arrive.
So i gave her a call.
So when her car arrive ...
We went to the Jurong Swimming Complex lahs .

Drive, drive and drive .
When we reach there, we quickly went to the place bought the ticket and went in.
We went in like BLURR SOTONG siah .
Finding for the spot, Whereby some LOUD voice came through my ears .

Voice: " FARHANAH ! FARHANAH ! SINI LAH OI ! OI ! SINI ! "
Me: " Eh? eh ? eh mane ? eh !!? "

So when i came nearer to a pool, then i found out who's voice was that ..
It was my couz voice .
So she told us to put the bags and stuffs at the table ..
then blah blah blah .
I change, i put on lotion and i swim with my cousin like one mad froggeh.
And so blah blah blah .
We were swimming happily and suddenly two big woman came to us asking us to talk the slide together. ( the big woman are my aunty's (x )
So we all took the LONGLONG slide together and the life guard says that my cousin won the screaming contest.
LOLs.
And i gotta admit too, she shouted like one MAD COW !
Although the slide was SLOW, she shouted like its was faster than a normal rollercoaster . ( LOLs!! )
So after all those hours swimming it was time to go to my aunt house ..
Went there, eat nasi ayam my aunt cook ..
Very ni lahs the Nasi Ayam ..
gagaga.

Anyway, moving right along.
After nasi ayam, my aunt played a horror movie called " Ghost Game "
So blah blah blah ..

Tired.
And went home, by car.
Thanks to my aunt and couz, i enjoyed my day.

Night people.
i <3 Asshole

Hello Assholes,

Erm, Now is the first post of my blog.
I really have nothing to talk about.
Maybe i'll just post about my day tomorrow.
Do tag me(:

Chiao,
i <3 Assholes